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America’s Next Top Model with Appendicitis. 19 October 2006

Filed under: Model Misbehavior — Whitney Gallien @ 8:53 am

Pronovias 001I want you to take a long, hard look at this model for Pronovias. Go on, ogle. Take it all in.

Do you see what I see? Do you see the pain so clearly etched on her (high-cheekboned) face? Do you see the hunch of her (size zero) body? The positioning of her (emaciated) arms? Do you realize what is going on here?

Obviously this model is suffering some extreme abdominal discomfort. Perhaps her appendix just ruptured. Maybe she’s suffering from a hernia. She could be terribly constipated. Whatever her ailment is, she is obviously in no condition to be modeling.

Her agent should be ashamed of herself.

 

7 Responses to “America’s Next Top Model with Appendicitis.”

  1. kate Says:

    it’s called couture

  2. Dean Says:

    It is most definalty called couture…
    … That model is FIERCE!!
    and so is that gown.

  3. ohemgee Says:

    @kate & @Dean:

    By couture, do you mean “torture”?

    I’ll agree that the dress isn’t completely horrible, but that model seriously looks like she’s about to keel over. I mean, if that’s just her body type, then whatever…. but still. She could maybe use a sandwich.

    I still maintain that couture is just an excuse for the sillier designers to display their mental vomit and have people congratulate them for it.

    Remember that ‘haute couture’ just means that a garment is made specifically for one person, fitted to them precisely, and made with the best fabrics available and insane attention to detail. That doesn’t automatically make it GOOD.

  4. Anon Says:

    She looks sooo beauuutiful……………SIGH

  5. Chleo Says:

    The dress is gorgeous but someone please feed the model a big mac or something. The beaty of the dress is wearing her, she does nothing for it

  6. ... Says:

    Just because a size zero is wearing the dress, doesn’t mean a size 10 and rock it just as good, or even better. The dress is beautiful! I love pronovias!

  7. Meranda Says:

    WOW! ANother outstanding gown. I am sure you piss off a lot of people here in the bridal industry. LOL, because you end up picking some of the best gowns


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